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The Harland Highway

561 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in, man shopping, sensetive skin.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2014

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Harland's crazy Aunt Ruthie calls in, Harland goes shopping for clothes under an alias, a disgusting skin test for sensitivity, listener mail. Hummingbird WORD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Summer loving happens so fast

0:05.5

some loving I got gas

0:10.5

Oh, hey everybody Harlan Williams here.

0:15.0

Welcome to the Harlan Highway. I am your host with the most Harlan Williams.

0:20.0

So glad you could come along for the ride maybe. What a show today.

0:27.0

Today I'm going to read a few letters from you guys. I got a little feedback from some stuff so I'm going to read a couple of

0:34.6

letters. We're also going to do a little experiment that might be a little

0:41.0

gross but it's an experiment that I did that involves the human body,

0:46.0

and I'm going to ask you to participate and try this experiment, kind of gross.

0:52.0

So we'll see if you can man up and do it. We're also

0:55.8

going to talk about shopping when men go shopping which I did I'm not good at

1:01.3

it so I recorded some of my interactions with the

1:05.9

with the attendant at the clothing store and I went in incognito I used a fake name and everything and I'm going to play you snippets of that so you can hear me as a man trying to shop not good and then I think my Aunt Ruth he called in and left a message.

1:24.0

I'm going to have to play the answering machine.

1:26.0

Get ready, here we go.

1:28.0

It's the Harland Highway.

1:30.0

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

1:35.0

I am out here for you.

1:38.0

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

1:42.0

It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.

1:43.7

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

1:46.5

Like what took the wrong week, quit drinking. I make you laugh, I'm here to

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