Well, hey now Pilgrims, welcome to the Harlan Highway. This is he, Harlan Williams, your host, and I want to do a quick shout out to the city of San Diego.

Down there on the weekend, doing stand-up shows at the American comedy co and a lot of pavement

Pounders came up to me at the end of the show and told me they listened to the podcast and how much they enjoy it. So to all you you pavement

pounders down in San Diego, thank you for your support. Thanks for coming out.

Glad you love the show. Let's get to today's show though. We are going to be doing

the Harlan Highway Question of the Day and it's a doozy. It doesn't make me look very good.

In fact it makes me look very good.

In fact, it makes me look a bit disgusting,

but we're gonna ask it either way.

Also, we got some great phone calls

from you pavement pounders regarding finding weird items in your house that

you have no idea where they came from.

I did that on a podcast a few weeks ago, talked about finding this weird cookbook in my house

and I asked you guys to call in with your weird things that you've found in your house and we

got some great phone calls.

Also I don't know why but Chin-ho from Hawaii 50 will be

coming by the studio to share crime stories from the big island of Hawaii. I have no clue. It's ridiculous, but he's here nonetheless, and so are you on the Harlan Highway.

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

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