Have either of you been told the good news yet, or do you preach the good news about knob-based

microwaves?

What?

I've heard the good news, which is the phrase that you're looking for.

Have you heard the good news?

I have heard the good news about non-based microwaves.

I am not convinced at all.

I don't have one.

I have my ancient microwave that doesn't really work, but I am not convinced.

I'm sorry, hold on. What were you talking about? So my recollection is one of my grandparents, I don't remember which side it was, had a truly ancient microwave, wherein you would spin a dial to get a gross approximation of how much time you would like to cook the thing in the microwave.

And you could set it to five. That could mean anything between three and a half and seven, but it said five. So sure, we'll go with that. Is that what we're talking about?

The original, like, old microwaves from, you know, before digital stuff was super commonplace, they were,

they all just had knobs. And it was, it was like, you know, like a, like a kitchen timer.

You turn it and we go, and then, you know, ding when it was done. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then,

you know, everything got digital keypads throughout like the 80s and 90s. And, you know, that's what we knew. And that's what all microwaves are for the most part.

And then I think only recently I started hearing people say like, oh, you got to try one with

knobs. Well, I think you missed the middle period. After the digital, where you had a bunch of

numbers and you would type in the time, there was this fairly dark time that extended until very

recently, which was, yeah, okay, maybe there's number

pads, but also there's 17 other buttons with obscure pictures of things on them.

Chicken, popcorn, frozen food, meat, like just random pictures of stuff.

And then the real best one is the the the corporate microwave

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