560: Shrivelle Dudders

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Did you know that the famous advertising slogan "got milk?" was almost something very different? Originally the tagline for milk was going to be "gimme da heffer wets, brother", until a marketing executive decided the phrase was too long to be coherently burped into a mother's face after downing the last pint of refreshing milk, straight from the fridge. In this episode, Steve imagines what it must like to be a ravenous baby. And Log's pub got incredibly wet for an afternoon, compelling him to seek an untroubled life of solitude among the pines. Pump it up.

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular, regular features are show.
0:07.6	Hello, and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is the same every week.
0:12.3	I'm Log.
0:14.1	And I'm joined this week, like every week, by my best friend who's driving a car.
0:21.2	I'm driving at the minute log.
0:22.9	Where are you going, Steve?
0:24.4	I'm on the M25.
0:26.9	Which direction?
0:29.0	Clockwise?
0:30.3	Clock.
0:31.1	How fast?
0:32.3	How fast are you going, Steve?
0:34.0	Are you having a stroke?
0:35.5	60 miles.
0:37.2	Nice. And what do you have
0:39.3	for us today for the podcast, friends?
0:41.5	What?
0:43.0	Are you? You'll need to speak up.
0:45.1	Why are you doing this?
0:46.5	Called improv, look.
0:49.0	He's supposed to see yes and.
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