559: Jedward's Waxy Funeral

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2024

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

We're back! Sorry we've been away for a while, it's because we are actually dead now. Yeah we died. Sorry! In this episode, Matt sees a waxy head in a box. Steve shares a special moment with Jedward near some garlic. And Log tastefully designs each of our funerals. We'll be back with regular episodes from exactly now on. PLEASE. YOU MUST FORGIVE.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features, and I'm
0:06.1	Hello and welcome to the regular features podcast, the podcast that's exactly the same, precisely identical every single week.
0:16.8	Like every week, my name is Steve Hoggretty and I'm joined by two of my Bezers, Fresz.
0:22.8	Log?
0:23.4	Hi there.
0:24.8	Matt.
0:25.8	The friends that Bezertes together's, spezzers together's.
0:30.0	I just spezzed at hearing you say that.
0:33.2	I spazzed earlier this afternoon in the office toilets.
0:39.0	Let's, why don't we all just curl up for a little nap and then resume this podcast?
0:44.1	Boys, what features have you got for us, for us to listen to and hear tonight?
0:50.6	I've been talking to somebody who keeps finding body parts inside a cardboard boxes that are being real fucked off.
0:58.0	I'm surrounded by death and I wanted to enjoy it a bit more.
1:03.0	Oh, that's like doing a Stewie Griffin impersonation then.
1:07.0	It was. It did go a bit...
1:09.0	But you didn't mean to do it.
1:10.0	No, I didn't mean to do it. I'm not a family guy.
1:12.6	I'm not putting you on the list. It's fine.
1:14.6	I've been experiencing Broken Britain and all of the vomit that that entails.
1:20.6	Hi, I'm KC from Casey and the Sunshine Band.
1:24.6	I haven't been able to work since 1991 when a sexual misadventure
1:29.7	led to a trumpet being embedded in my ass. That's bad for me, but good for you, because
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