55: Post More Pics of Your Ass

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

It’s National Kindness Day, is Rodney Reed a serial rapist? Dottie is leaking clear sh*t, there‘s actually a narcissism spectrum, don’t check anyone’s hymen and stop wasting paper towels.

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0:00.0	Read them all lots because they're not separating.
0:02.0	Oh, there is.
0:04.0	Oh, there is.
0:05.0	It just goes back to like, I don't know why I have migrants
0:08.0	but I haven't drank water in 40.
0:10.0	Right.
0:12.0	I can give you my house key. Oh, but you're not going to know how to dig them out of my closet.
0:16.4	My closet's really crazy right now.
0:18.7	Welcome.
0:19.7	Hello.
0:21.3	Now I don't know what I'm doing. Hello to episode 55 of hello dysfunction let the dysfunction begin as I chew my food
0:29.3	We're in a parallel universe right now. They rearranged our podcast room so now we're facing
0:35.5	the opposite way. It takes a little bit of getting used to but it's very
0:38.8	different. It's cozier. It is cozier. I don't like the fact that the door I can't see it from where I'm sitting I don't like my back to the door. You're right that that bugs the fuck out. Okay. Well, thank you for mentioning that. So now I'm going to be uncomfortable the entire time. Are you going to have anxiety like I've had anxiety all morning?
0:54.1	Can they move the door?
0:55.3	Can you guys move the entry?
0:57.4	If they built a partition right here so that...
1:00.2	This is not conducive to my mental illness.
1:02.4	Oh shit, that was my purse.
1:04.0	It's a spirit.
1:05.0	They need to make a hallway.
1:07.0	Build a hallway right here, so you know, the entrance doesn't actually start in there.
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