56: GAM056 God's Club

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4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2016

⏱️ 107 minutes

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This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of God's Club, the story of Stephen Baldwin trying desperately to open his eyes up all the way. Set amid the backdrop of a churchless town in Vermont, a faithful science teacher tries to overcome the death of his wife, his lack of acting talent, and a couple of atheist mean girls with murder on their mind. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0	And this is where she goes.
0:05.0	Mom always used to go to the Bible and I wanted her so badly.
0:08.0	She brings over the Bible and they do the like random flip,
0:11.0	find exactly the right phrase thing from Christian Remings.
0:14.0	But I wanted her to open it and for it to be cut out and there was just a giant black dildo in there.
0:19.0	They both just stare at it for a minute.
0:22.0	Both of you even say, oh that's why I thought she buzzed when she read.
0:28.0	That makes sense now.
0:31.0	That makes sense.
0:33.0	That awful movie.
0:40.0	Movie.
0:44.0	Welcome back to the Gamecast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema
0:54.0	because now that's all Netflix will show me.
0:56.0	I'm your host Noah Luzon and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right.
1:00.0	Heath, welcome back.
1:02.0	Thank you, sir.
1:05.0	And sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli.
1:07.0	How are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:09.0	Pretty good. Stop taking the pills and I'm just going to read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
1:13.0	It's working out great so far. It's been six minutes.
1:16.0	So, medically sound. Yes. So tell us, Heath, what will we be breaking down today?
1:21.0	All right, we watched God's Club.
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