56: Balls in Bang?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The gang goes a little insane in this one. They discuss the merits of having sexual intercourse with your nose, Gabe's high school friend that wrote a "how to have sex with a watermelon" book, and the downfall of the razor scooter. Oh and Trev jerks off with a banana peel while Mike puts his sack in a can of Bang. Just a normal day in the stiff socks studio.

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0:00.0	I'm Kathy Kelly, UNICEF Ambassador.
0:03.0	Children in Syria are drinking water
0:04.9	contaminated with feces.
0:06.6	They may kill them.
0:07.7	They've survived conflict and earthquakes.
0:09.8	They can't now die from drinking dirty water.
0:12.6	Please help UNICEF provide safe water.
0:15.1	Visit unicef.ie to donate and help save
0:17.5	a child's life today.
0:19.2	Thank you.
0:20.3	Bro, I mean like, look, I'm in there.
0:21.8	I'm in there.
0:22.6	I ain't getting blue balled over a goddamn banana.
0:25.9	Like you think you're off its wild
0:29.0	and you watch the Grammys and motherfuckers
0:30.9	got like saran wrap over their titties
0:32.6	and you're like, what?
0:33.6	I don't know.
0:34.6	You would earn air friars on your feet.
0:36.7	It's on a baloney skirt.
0:40.2	You got on.
0:41.6	Air friars would make great shoes.
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