55: Hero Nut Beats Plan B with Chris Distefano

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

The bois get wiiiiiild with Comedy Central's Chris Distefano. They talk about manscaping, ass play likes and dislikes, and how Chris found out that swallowing sperm helps induce labor in pregnant women... crazy, right? Chris also helps a listener answer a question an important question: Between Trev and Michael, who would be the bottom? We are astronautical engineers.

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0:00.0	So did I come off LeBron James?
0:02.1	Yes.
0:02.6	Or did I come off the prostate?
0:04.1	I mean, it's a fusion.
0:05.1	Let me answer my people.
0:06.2	The answer is LeBron.
0:07.6	Pfft.
0:09.1	The pH has to be balanced in the pussy.
0:11.4	The pussy hydrate.
0:13.4	The pussy pH has to be balanced.
0:14.7	What is the pH sample?
0:15.5	A pussy hydration?
0:16.5	Pussy.
0:17.3	Pussy hydration.
0:18.3	Pussy hydration.
0:19.2	I can't say the word, you put it on it.
0:20.2	Pussy hydration.
0:21.2	Electrolites, you're chilling.
0:22.9	Is that what you say?
0:23.7	Every time you run into a shitty pussy,
0:24.9	you're like, have you had gay or a day?
0:26.8	I'm not growing your pH is off.
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