559. UNCUFFED: The Roast of Tom Brady

Failure To Stop

C Minus Media

Comedy, True Crime, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Does Brady wish he could replay this one? Kim Kardashian shows up, gets booed by everyone. Emcee Jeff Ross showed up in a bloody Simpson jersey-- too soon? Or was he 30 years too late? When Patriots Owner Robert Kraft's massage parlor problems came up, Tom Brady had none of it, on a hot mic. What about deflategate-- did Tom Brady admit to it? The real man of the hour is Jay Derrell, who has finally graduated from High School, good job man. Too bad you're entering the job market during the worst time in the last 40 years, don't be surprised if your options haven't changed much since you were 18. Thanks Biden! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Goat, the groat as they call it the greatest roast of all time.
0:07.7	Welcome to the uncuffed Monday show on the Fellier Stop podcast channel,
0:12.0	the number one channel where law enforcement goes to be informed and entertained five days a week just coming off of a live show for a live audience for the anti-hero street cop training after party at Mulligans.
0:25.0	It was a who we'll talk about it.
0:27.0	Also we have a new graduate in our midst.
0:30.0	We'll go there too, but tonight it's all about the groat, the greatest roast of all time, the roast of Tom Brady.
0:38.0	Go ahead, hit it, Joshua. The growing calls across the nation to defund the police.
0:49.3	To end policing as we know it.
0:51.3	Off the charts violence in New York City.
0:54.0	Eleven people shot in just eight hours on Sunday.
0:57.0	This is about the police officers who every single day put on that uniform and they run towards danger when we run away from it.
1:04.4	Eric.
1:07.0	Eric, yeah, you know what?
1:13.6	You so fucking ugly.
1:15.3	Oh! The sperm bank called and said it got an issue a refund.
1:20.4	Oh! Oh, that was hurtful.
1:23.0	They don't want you to have no more kids.
1:25.0	Oh, that was real hurtful.
1:27.0	Well, that ain't the only people that called.
1:29.0	Who?
1:30.0	Who? Who? Who?
1:31.0	Who?
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