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Ghostrunners

558 - Zero Sum

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2026

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Jake continues church hopping in Phoenix and Brad is curious about the military alphabet. Check out Cozy Earth and get 20% off site wide with this link: http://www.cozyearth.com/ghostrunners Check out Good Ranchers and use code GRKC http://bit.ly/3KV86YU Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Go!

0:01.0

Let's go!

0:02.0

Go!

0:03.0

Hey, Ghosties, it's that late July feeling.

0:07.0

You know, that's how it goes, baby.

0:09.0

It's, I mean, what do you think of when you think of late July?

0:13.0

Ooh.

0:15.0

Um, the grass has went from green kind of back to yellow.

0:20.0

Mm-hmm. Yeah, a little burnt grass.

0:22.3

Yeah.

0:24.9

I got harsh.

0:26.6

I got stern with my, and by stern, I mean, not at all, with my lawnmower today.

0:32.2

I said, oh.

0:34.1

I said very, very kindly, I don't remember the exact wording, but I basically said, I'm tired of all these grass clippings in my yard.

0:43.3

And so I said, and so by getting stern, I mean, I said, can you please double mow and I will pay you more for it?

0:51.2

How stern is that?

0:53.0

I understand now that you were talking to a human. I thought you meant

0:56.3

you were lawn mower, the machine. Yeah, that's fair. That's what most people do. That's, that's the route that a lot of

1:02.1

people take is like, hey, I'm priming you. I'm priming you. I'm, we got to get stern here. But me, no, I'm,

1:07.8

so no, it was over text and I said, please double-mow it, or double-cut it, and I will pay you extra, please. Because I'm tired of the grass clippings. I don't even think I said tired. I just said, I don't want the grass clippings. So that's... That feels fine. I I'll pay you double for it.

1:28.3

It seems great.

1:29.0

I don't think I said double.

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