556: So Random (w/Emily and Sammy!)
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4.9 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 5 September 2022
⏱️ 44 minutes
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In this episode Emily Gonzalez and Sammy Smart from "Too Scary Didn’t Watch" are in studio discussing mass transportation crushes, extra sunglasses, and slowly moving into your boyfriend's apartment.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gamma region. |
| 0:06.5 | Three two one. |
| 0:10.0 | Hey, what's up guys? |
| 0:11.0 | Just give me a second real quick. |
| 0:13.0 | Ow! |
| 0:14.0 | Maybe you need some advice, |
| 0:15.0 | but not from your paper, your peers. |
| 0:17.0 | Maybe you're scared of the dark, |
| 0:18.0 | and have trouble shaking the fear. |
| 0:20.0 | Maybe you're drinking too much, |
| 0:21.0 | could fill a lake with the bears. |
| 0:23.0 | Maybe your girl wants to peg, |
| 0:24.0 | hands on cape and your rear. |
| 0:25.0 | Maybe when you see your reflection, |
| 0:27.0 | you feel like breaking the mirror. |
| 0:28.0 | Maybe she's pretty, |
| 0:29.0 | but her voice isn't, |
| 0:30.0 | you hate what you hear. |
| 0:31.0 | Maybe you're situation, |
| 0:32.0 | ain't yet fully go pay, |
| 0:33.0 | but it's clear that you could |
| 0:34.0 | been a fit from reaching out to Jake |
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