Regular regular, regular, regular features.

A regular regular, regular features.

A regular regular features.

Hello and welcome to Regular Features, the podcast that is exactly the same every single week.

And as always, this week, it's me, Matt Lee's joined by Steve Hoganty and...

Have you forgot my name so soon?

Ginger Wizards? I want to say Ginger Wizards? It's just John Loveli. I'm messing with you. The Auburn Gandalf. Sorry, I went to all chaos men. I was like, what's you going to do if I don't say his name? What's he going to do? I'm just going to make the first move. Invite me into your house. I will run a mock in your corridors.

On this week's show, I am going to be going back in time to help you design wallpaper and

invent the arts and crafts movement before it's too late and modernity arrives and with it war.

I'm going to be exploring the very peculiar afterlife of Lawrence Fox.

Let's face it, he can't die soon enough, but in the year 281, he will certainly almost be dead, which is what I'm exploring.

Not wishing death in anyone? Not illegal.

And I've invited a friend of mine, a culinary expert, and lover of vapes, and she's pretty upset about reported purported

supported and reported news of them banning vapes that I'd say vapes twice disposable chancorettes

that's there we go edit that in if I said vapes twice in one sentence that is is the cardinal sin of writing. Choncarillo. I remember what the joke is. You want a joke? Oh. Go on. I'm willing. I'm here. I'm all ears. Did you know that vampires can't come into your house unless you open up your window and wank them off? Did you make that up?

I did. It's still right, isn't it?

It's pretty silly, but...

It's rude.

That is not one for the little boys.

Not one for the moms and dads.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's do some features.

Hey, A, A, A, A. I'm into it. Features.

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