All right, it looks like we're ready.

You're going to hold this up?

What?

You're going to hold this up? Oh, yeah. Okay, so, go. You go. It's your show. All right. It's our show. So we went to go and see a movie called Inside Out two. Two. Two. I barely remember anything from the first one to be honest. I don't remember too much from the first one. And I was not super keen on it for the first 10 minutes. But hold on. I also made somebody else in the theater not super keen on it in the first few minutes. So he had to use the washroom before we went in. Yeah. So the guys at our seats were like G14 and and 13. So I walk up. I've remembered that. Yeah, yeah. And in the theater, too. So I walk up and we're, there's the only two seats empty on that row. So I obviously, I walk past like four couples who don't seem very happy about me. Um, one guy's just staring at me. I'm pretty sure he's giving me like a death stare, but Stinkye. Yeah, he doesn't like me because I'm like, I don't know, walking too close to him.

Right.

And I sit down in the seat and the girl's next to me also gives me a sting eye. People just were not happy tonight, okay? Well, we came in just at the end of the preview. It was some Lion King live action thing. It was, right? Yeah. Pennsylvania. Okay. Oh, you're right. I've got a drinking problem. I'm just trying. All right, let's see. You can use this as your ringtone if you want. Death and child. Good morning. My iced tea. I just want my ice tea.

Oh my gosh.

Actually, you know what? If you try not snorting it, it can actually be a little easier. I wasn't trying to snort it actually.

Okay, so go.

Sorry.

Get to your seat.

Yeah, you have to get to my seat.

And then I see this guy walk in and shiny head and stuff. All right. Can we switch to my perspective now? Yeah, go ahead. So I get in there. Now, you know what it's like when you're trying to find someone in a theater who's not waving at you? I was. I was waving at you. Anyway. So what happens is you wait for the preview. What the heck is this doing in the middle of the road? These construction workers. What the heck? There's not even any construction. They're just playing with us now. There's a big pylon in the middle of the route. All right. So I'm standing there. Now, of course, I just come in at the end of the line scene preview thing.

And it's pitch black.

So then it's totally pitch black, right?

I'm waiting for him.

Like, come on, give some white.

I mean, if you had glasses or something, it'd reflect off the screen.

So what I'm hoping for, literally standing there, there, I'm like, please, for the love of

all that's holy, for the love of Zeus, can we get a snow-capped mountain scene so that just get blinding white so that I can see?

Yeah.

Anyway, so I get kind of fixated because I think I see you. And so I go lurching up the aisle. To a black girl, I might add. Well, first of all. Apparently I looked like a black girl. First of all, first of all, I just wanted to point out that I began to think things might be slightly awry when I saw that she had a drink and a very startled look on her face.

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