554: The Keys of the Kingdom
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Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 122 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Indeed presents. |
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| 0:30.2 | Call my wife. |
| 0:31.7 | Calling UK Wildlife. |
| 0:33.7 | Voice assistance not working for you. |
| 0:35.7 | BlackRock Investment Trust has a lot working for for you get to know them at blackrock |
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| 0:49.0 | I want to take a moment to apologize to my personal demon. That was, I'm assuming |
| 0:54.3 | it was a random assignment and |
| 0:56.0 | that sucks for you. |
| 0:57.7 | Just the amount of times |
| 0:59.6 | you've had to write and then he |
| 1:01.7 | jerked off to. Fuck my |
| 1:03.7 | personal devil because I've talked |
| 1:05.9 | to myself about selling my soul multiple times that |
| 1:07.7 | bitch never showed up and I want my fucking superpowers |
| 1:10.1 | asshole. You got gotta shine up the show |
| 1:12.2 | You gotta make it sellable then |
| 1:13.8 | I'm not even good at guitar |
| 1:15.5 | So yeah |
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