553: Beauty and the Atheist
God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2026
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Summary
This week, science's very own Forrest Valkai joins us for an atheist review of Beauty and the Atheist; the story of what Donald James Parker would've said during that evolution debate if he'd thought of it ... and been a sexy young woman that Forrest couldn't resist.
Yes, that's really what the movie is about.
Check out more from Forrest at ValkaiLabs.com
Check out the "debate" that inspired the film here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3rrKrUeyPY
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