Holy jumping crayfish!

And I don't know why I said that because we're nowhere near a swamp or a river.

Oh, why do I not connect the dots?

Oh well, we're going to connect the dots here on today's

podcast. I'm Harlan Williams you are on the Harlan Highway great to have you

here gang my pavement pounders. Oh let's give it up for the pavement pounders.

We got a wild show today. A real funny story about a guy who got buried, he's dead and buried, but wait to hear how he got

buried. You're not going to believe it, it's amazing. Also, we're going to have a frank discussion

about the N-word.

That's right, the N-word.

I was exposed.

I was showered in the N-word the other night. I went out on the town to some nightclubs and the music playing it was like it was raining N-words all over me and I was disgusted and appalled and it really got my hairs up and I'm going to talk

about it during the show and let you hear my thoughts about it.

Also, L-O-L-O-L-E-T, do you know that term,

L-O-L-O-L when you're texting?

We're going to uncover who came up with it

and how ridiculous L-O-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-S, fun. It's the Harland Highway!

You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.

I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.

It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.

I'm funny, like I'm a clown, I amuse you.

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