552 - Harland gets pulled over by a COP. Samuel E. Quouk reads love letters.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2014

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Did Harland get a ticket from the police or not? Tune in to find out. Samuel E. Quouk drops by and reads his horrible love letters, and Harland recommends a classic Christopher Walken movie. Muffle my tuffle! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Parsley, sage, rosemary, and time.
0:05.0	Who sings about spices?
0:08.0	I guess Simon and Garfunkel did.
0:11.0	Cinnamon nutmeg, Paprika, and Salontra. I don't know. Why does Parsley,
0:19.0	Rosemary, and Time get packed? Anyways, welcome to the show, ladies and fnerdle doggins. Great show.
0:26.8	You are going to hear me get pulled over by the police once again. And let's see what happens will I get a ticket won't I
0:36.2	get a ticket will I get thrown in jail won't I get thrown in jail I don't know I
0:41.0	recorded my police pullover and you get to hear it and see what
0:46.7	the what the outcome was also I've heard rumor that a really horrible guest is going to be here in studio.
0:57.0	Samuel E. Quelk, the writer guy apparently quote writes love letters more like uh... hell raiser letters
1:07.3	so i'm not sure if he'll be here or not i hope not and then uh... we're gonna
1:11.3	read a letter from a pavement pounder and it's going to be a fun show.
1:17.0	Plus I'm going to recommend a really cool horror movie from the 1970s starring Christopher Walken. It's a great movie. We're
1:25.0	going to talk about it and much more here on the Harland Highway.
1:30.0	You just made a wrong turn onto the Harlan Highway.
1:35.0	I am out here for you.
1:38.0	You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you.
1:42.0	It's like I picked the wrong week, we smoke.
1:44.0	I'm funny, like I'm a clown, I amuse you.
1:47.0	I took the wrong week, quit drinking.
1:48.0	I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you.
1:50.0	You're riding down the Harlan Highway with Harlan Williams.
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