552 - How To Clean a Foreskin (Without Really Trying)

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0	They say one is the loneliest number, but I think it's pie.
0:04.0	No one even knows its full name.
0:11.0	What did the father Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
0:16.0	Bye, son.
0:29.3	What do you call a muddy chicken that crosses the road twice?
0:31.9	A dirty double crosser.
0:49.8	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103, and made popular by two really comedy shows, Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.
0:56.6	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
0:59.3	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
1:02.0	I've got Tobolivir, stripping from my nose.
1:07.2	I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my incredible woes.
1:12.6	I want to take my brain out, and blast it with the wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave, I want to magic pills, all my ailments, the health equivalent to citizen cane, and if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
1:23.6	I want to requiem for my disease, So I'm paging Dr. Steve.
1:30.0	From the world famous Cardiff Electric Network Studios, it's weird medicine, the first and still only on censored medical show in the history broadcast radio.
1:38.4	Now a podcast.
1:39.3	I'm Dr. Steve with my little pal, DNP, Carissa.
1:42.2	Hello, Carissa.
1:43.2	Hello.
1:43.9	And my partner in all things, Tacey. Hello, Carissa. Hello. And my partner in all things, Tacey.
1:46.1	Hello, Tacey.
1:46.8	Hello.
1:47.3	This is a show for people
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