551 - Drinking is Bad, M'Kay?

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Dr Scott is on sabbatical and Carissa and Tacie decide it'd be a fun time to drink. Of course they're served with a PWI ("podcasting while impaired" HAW HAW yeccch). Topics include: Organ donation ramp salt incidental coronary calcium findings tetanus destroying your eardrum with high pressure lavage weed vs alcohol vaping vs the world Please visit: stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) ed.doctorsteve.com (for your discount on the Phoenix device for erectile dysfunction) simplyherbals.net/cbd-sinus-rinse (the best he's ever made. Seriously.) roadie.doctorsteve.com (the greatest gift for a guitarist or bassist! The robotic tuner!) Also don't forget: Cameo.com/weirdmedicine (Book your old pal right now while he’s still cheap! "FLUID!" Most importantly! CHECK US OUT ON PATREON! ALL NEW CONTENT! Robert Kelly, Mark Normand, the O&A Troika, Joe DeRosa, Pete Davidson, Geno Bisconte. Stuff you will never hear on the main show ;-) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:36.1	You left the hospital with another couple's son,
0:38.7	and they left with yours. They've always wanted both boys. How can they be allowed to do that?
0:44.3	Maddie, I don't know. They've been lying to us from the beginning. They are twisting everything.
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1:00.4	What's brown and sounds like a bell?
1:04.5	Dong.
1:13.6	Why did the farmer trade cow manure for goat poop? It was a dung deal.
1:21.6	Did you hear about the dirty Easter egg hunt?
1:25.6	It was hosted by the Dust Bunny.
1:36.4	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103,
1:42.6	and made popular by two really comedy shows,
1:45.3	Opie and Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of,
1:49.4	you know, a clown.
1:50.5	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
1:57.2	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
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