Yes, good evening, good evening. Welcome to your 29th of May, 2024. It is, in fact. It is, in fact, Wednesday night life.

Now, I would say normally I bring some fairly good energy to this show. It may not, in fact, be the case tonight. I had a little bit of an afternoon nap.

Now, afternoon naps can be a great friend or a horrifying enemy.

Sometimes you erupt like a humpback breaching the ocean full of verve, energy, piss, vinegar, and krill.

But I'm afraid that did not happen over the course of this afternoon's nap.

Yes.

I'm afraid this afternoon's nap was like a ghost vampire that remains attached by jugular,

slowly draining my bone arrow chest hair and manly, muscular juice away.

Away.

Although it could also have been that I tried something called a lavender latte.

You know, every now and then I like to go to a coffee shop and order loudly to the point

where everybody knows exactly how comfortable I am with my heteronormative male sexuality.

And so I say,

Oh, I say I'll have a lavender latte, please.

Like Asterian, if Asterian was gay.

So, there it is.

There it is.

But I'm sure that philosophy will re-energize me you love I'd never tried

lavender lattes before but they're actually quite nice they're actually quite nice all right

so let's get straight to your questions welcome welcome everyone thank you for the tip

tips are welcome and remember, new service.

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