Warning, the following podcast may be unsuitable for Prudish motherfuckers.

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Hello Fresh and by the

new device for Christian parents who don't want their kids to learn things that contradict

their faith online, the iPad.

But I as an EYE and it's just a pad that goes over their eyes because literally all true

things contradict their faith.

And now The Skating Atheist.

I am an artificial voice created by Simon Hosking, author of The Skies Blue, a futuristic

queer cautionary tale of the power of unchecked technology.

And I can tell you we did evolve from filthy monkey people.

Well, I didn't, but you did.

It's Thursday.

It's September 7th, and it's animal pain awareness month.

Were there people unaware of that?

A whole month's worth, apparently.

I'm No Illusions, I'm Eli Bosnick, I'm Heathend Wright, and from J. Robert Oppenheimer's

New Jersey, and over Michigan and Wakecross, Georgia, this is The Skating Atheist.

From this week's episode, animals feel pain, everybody, apparently that needs to be said.

Heath remains inconsolably high after the infused restaurant from seven days ago.

You'll get to hear what we look like in our pajamas.

But first, the die try.

So I just got home from a company retreat, an exotic, tropical new work.

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