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The Scathing Atheist

550: Dragon My Heart Around Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, last week’s diatribe gets a sequel, we revisit some headlines we missed over the summer, and we find the saddest wing of the creation museum.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, the language on this podcast is so profane that even this warning can fuck right off.

0:06.0

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by

0:09.0

The new diet that'll have you surrendering in 215 pounds of style, neutral fiction.

0:15.0

Neutral fiction, because it's at least as plausible as this bullshit election numbers and they already believe those.

0:20.0

And now, The Skating Atheist.

0:23.0

Good day. I'm Sir David Atumbro.

0:26.0

Please join me in speaking to the oxymoronic phenomenon known as a conservative think tank.

0:32.0

What's the thing again? The fork?

0:35.0

No, Donald. I believe it's a piece of my latest exploding space rocket.

0:38.0

Or maybe it's a spoon. It might just be a spoon.

0:41.0

Spoons are freaking deep. Stay conspiracy. This is my control and it's turning all the freaking frogs gay.

0:47.0

He's right. Don't be ridiculous. Logically, spoons are part of the leftist agenda to grow my children into civilized eaters.

0:52.0

You're all wrong. I can't blame you. No one else is talking about it. I wonder why?

0:57.0

Tucker, who cares? Is this what you're doing with your new found free time?

1:01.0

Purple.

1:02.0

Guys, it's clearly Disney's woke drag queen agenda that's confusing.

1:06.0

Wait, what were we talking about again?

1:09.0

Deep frogs.

1:10.0

Deep state.

1:11.0

Deep state.

1:13.0

Wait, hold the phone.

1:15.0

What in the actual fuck is going on here?

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