Yeah.

That's the buildup in this whole scene.

Which is pretty, you know, that's crazy for a Christian movie.

Like, you know, they're defying the parents' wishes.

They're following the crazy old grandfather.

And they're literally taking a dying girl out in a rainstorm, a hailstorm or whatever, to a lake at night.

Yeah, at least one of those is a commandment.

Yeah.

In a height, they're doing remission impossible.

That's what makes me.

That was great.

Oh, God.

God awful movie. Movie. Movies. God Awful movies.

Movies.

Movies.

Welcome back to the Gamecast, where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema

because no matter how much you watch, there's always a worse one waiting. I'm your host, Noah Lusions, and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left as my good friend Heath. And right, Heath, welcome back. We got a Christian miracle girl. I'm very excited. We're going to explore the science of this and see if it's real.

Yeah, yeah. This is a movie, not for the lactose intolerant, by the way.

A lot of cheese coming your way. And sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend, Eli Bosnick. Eli, how are you this fine afternoon, sir? Well, it might sound like I have my son's baby cold, no, but I'll have you know I was just curing some cancer on the front lawn, and this is what happens when I do it. And we're very excited to welcome in a brand new guest masochist. You might know Jay Novela from the skeptics guide to the universe, and if you don't, you should. Jay, welcome to god-awful movies. Guys, this movie was so freaking bad it made me rethink The Last Jedi. Coming in hot. This was bad. First World. I love it. So 550 movies in, we have this weird thing where you see the worst movie in theaters and everybody's like, oh, God, that's the worst thing I've ever seen. And I'm like, it's in the top half for me. But yeah, it's really bad.

I'm going to list like 551 answers to your question that I have. Guys, does watching all of these

bad movies actually make, you know, other movies look better? Like, have you been kind of trained

to think, wow. Well, yeah, it's like swinging three baseball bats when you're in the on-deck circle, for sure. Well, but it's partly like that, but also part of it's just, it's just ruined cinema altogether for me, you know? Like so when no matter what you watch, you're always just being hypercritical of it, because that's what you're used to doing. So, you know.

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