549: The Divine Protector: Master Salt Begins
God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 107 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The kid goes outside on the porch to mope and a spirit ball lands on his hand and it says, |
| 0:08.9 | I'm your grandfather. |
| 0:10.8 | Take care. |
| 0:12.3 | And it floats away and I'm like, take care. |
| 0:14.9 | Fuck, I could have done better than take care. |
| 0:17.0 | I'm going to float back. |
| 0:17.7 | There's a spirit ball from the afterlife and you stuck around to deliver the message, |
| 0:22.9 | take care. |
| 0:24.6 | Hey. |
| 0:25.1 | I said take care. |
| 0:26.4 | That was, uh, not my favorite. |
| 0:27.9 | I'm back. |
| 0:30.0 | Uh, measure twice. |
| 0:31.1 | How many of roads must have man? |
| 0:33.5 | What? |
| 0:34.3 | God awfulful movie. |
| 0:40.3 | Movies. |
| 0:41.3 | Movies. |
| 0:46.3 | Welcome back to the Gamcast, for each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema, just as God intended. |
| 0:55.5 | I'm your host, No Illusion, and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left as my good friend Heath. |
| 0:59.6 | Heath, welcome back. |
| 1:00.9 | We're going to talk about Buddhism today. Very exciting. Normal. |
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