54: I Better Not Be Burnt

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

This week the girls periods are syncing in studio 54 with a Halloween recap, no one wants to get drunk and go to bed alone, an absent speculum, always check your tires, strange news and the first round of attendees drawn!
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0:00.0	Really? And don't be talking about shit.
0:03.0	I'll throw your fucking notebook into that fucking monomer and get in trouble.
0:10.0	Here we are.
0:11.0	Episode 54, this is Studio 54.
0:14.1	Live.
0:15.2	I have a huge Afro.
0:16.6	Crystal has on sequence and huge eyelashes and there's cocaine everywhere.
0:22.0	It's a real fucking party.
0:23.4	It's Studio 54.
0:24.9	We are into it.
0:26.1	And we're both bleeding.
0:27.8	Oh my God, you don't even know.
0:29.4	Also, I just want to share that.
0:31.2	I woke up at 4.30 this morning because Mark's alarm woke me up.
0:35.2	And I went and made microwaved a lava cake from Trader Joe's and ate it with vanilla ice cream
0:40.7	at 4.30 this morning while watching the office.
0:43.0	And then went to sleep.
0:44.0	And then I went back to sleep.
0:46.0	And it was a beautiful morning.
0:48.0	Werk up for some dessert.
0:50.0	You all know what happened the other morning?
0:52.0	What?
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