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The Cryptid Factor

55: #055 The Ho Ho Ho Issue

The Cryptid Factor

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9666 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

It's Ep 55! Where Rhys steals monolith news, Dan speaks of pole vaulting defectors and Buttons brings the tone down with sad satellite dish news. Also, you'll learn about a never to be seen cryptid exhibition; hear about an incessantly muffled Santa; and enjoy yet more Bigfoot braiding! Yay!

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0:00.0

The Cryptid Factor with Reese Darby and Dan Schreiber.

0:26.6

The Crypto. Well, throw me into the Arctic waters until I freeze solid, then hammer a large plank of wood

0:55.7

to my base and sell me as a popular

0:58.0

ice block for the summer.

0:59.9

We're back.

1:03.5

I am now, this is the only reason I'm turning

1:05.8

up each week, is to actually hear

1:08.0

what you're going to do to yourself.

1:11.3

How could you be a popular ice block when there's only one?

1:16.8

However, though, if you're frozen solid,

1:18.5

we could chip you into many ice blocks, right?

1:21.9

Yeah, I think it starts off as one,

1:23.8

and then people queue up just to get a bit of it, you see?

1:26.9

You ever heard of that term, or I'd love to have a piece of you?

1:32.2

I don't know if that is a term.

1:35.8

It's not quite right, is it, as a term?

1:40.3

What would that ice block be called?

1:43.3

I don't know.

1:44.9

Look who's cool. Look who's cool.

1:47.7

Look who's cool.

1:48.8

The ultimate cool dude.

1:50.2

Oh, Mom, can I keep me out, look who's cool?

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