54: #054 The Unedited Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

With Rhys busy selling his books (Buttons McGinty vol3 *OUT NOW*), Buttons busy learning to speak and Dan busy in lockdown, the team have been struggling to get episode 54 out. To solve this, the team attempt to do this episode 'unedited' for better or (possibly more likely) worse. Outside of the normally omitted mess, they also talk about underwater escapes from FBI, Lasers on Jetplanes, silly world record attempts and expensive farts. Also in this ep - the NZ South Island alien big cat heads north and a UK Sasquatch starts throwing Salmon.

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0:00.0	The Cryptid Factor with Rhys Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:26.6	The Cryptid Factor Well, paint my legs light green and place me in a bamboo patch full of hungry panders.
0:54.9	We're back.
0:57.5	What's going to happen then?
0:58.1	I don't know.
1:02.6	If you're painted green, what are you going to, are you planning to get eaten or cuddled?
1:03.6	Who knows?
1:04.2	Who knows?
1:06.4	These are the experiments that need to be done.
1:10.2	The world awaits.
1:11.7	The world awaits news.
1:13.8	So here we are.
1:15.4	It is November.
1:17.8	I believe the last one we did.
1:19.7	Actually, that was November as well.
1:23.8	We're losing track again because it feels like we're going off week.
1:25.0	We were weekly.
1:26.7	Now we're sort of week and a halfly.
1:28.6	Well, but things keep happening, right? We get like, we're trying our hardest, but life is very busy for all of us, isn't it?
1:34.2	Yeah. Yeah. That's true. UK's back in a big lockdown. So, you know, Dan's clearly got more
1:40.9	free time. Yeah, how does that work? Hang on.
1:44.5	Hang on, he's growing a beard.
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