548: The Wretched Tale of the Cuckoo Bee

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

If you have the hiccups, here is a tried and tested method for ridding yourself of the condition, cited by over one hundred old wives. 1. Stand on a railway arch 2. Listen to episode 548 of Regular Features 3. Marvel at Joe's loving obliteration of The Americans 4. Quickly write down the URL of Steve's new favourite charity 5. Stifle a gasp at Log's many confessions 6. Put on your squirrel suit and jump Your hiccups will be gone because you didn't practice squirrel suiting and are at LEAST maimed.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features, a regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular regular features.
0:07.0	Hey, hey you, welcome to regular features.
0:11.3	It's the podcast that's exactly the same every week.
0:14.5	So stop talking.
0:16.4	Turn away from the people next to you and just push your little earbuds so far into your head that
0:23.3	you can't get them out again.
0:26.7	That's as far in as they go.
0:29.0	And then it'll be really nice when I talk like this.
0:32.5	Anyway, I'm John Blythe.
0:34.9	I'm your host tonight and I'll take you on a journey through the world of features with my two bum-chum-buds who go by these names. Steve, who are you? I'm Steve. Wow. I got that right. You can't take that away from me. What have you got for us today, Mr. Boy? I've got a charity contribution fundraising effort about, um, it's, uh, yeah, you'll see.
1:01.8	Shut up.
1:02.9	That sounds like it'll be going directly after Joe's feature, which is what Joe? And also,
1:08.1	what's your name?
1:09.1	My name's Carlton Bonamassy., and I got a feature for you.
1:14.3	Because I got a cigar that I've remembered is in my desk.
1:19.5	For the reader's benefit, he literally produced a cigar out of his desk and put it into his mouth while he talked.
1:27.4	It's a Carloni cigar. I talked. It's a carlone cigar.
1:29.8	I don't know what a carlone cigar is, or if it's even valuable.
1:35.7	But I got a little feature for you about the programmed Americans, and it's many foibles.
1:44.8	Joe's intro is so much better than that.
1:47.3	Can I do mine again, Locke?
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