Oh, what a night, sweet September, it's not nighttime. You don't know that it's nighttime.

People can be listening in the day, so stop singing about night.

Nothing worse than scolding myself at the beginning of the

podcast, but sometimes I have to. Today we are talking about some very good things.

Harland, me, is going to go on a little, take

you on a trip through the drive-through. I'm going to be going through the Wendy's

drive-through for you,

so that should be a lot of fun.

Also, we're gonna be talking about,

I got hoodwinked, I got duped by a lesbian.

I pulled a lesbian boner and wait to hear what went down with the whole lesbian boner it. It's pretty funny, it's pretty interesting.

And then later on in the show,

I'm going to give a verbal lashing

to these innovative people at the beer companies who keep reinventing the opening

in which the beer comes out and goes into your mouth.

It is like enough already, okay, with your stupid openings. Here's something you can stick in your

openings. And you know what it is? It's this podcast. It's the one, the only Harland Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

I will look for you.

Does your mother know what you're doing for a living?

The Harlan Highway.

He has classes. I will find you.

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