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The Harland Highway

547 - HARLAND LIVE in an attic, enough with the SORRY!!!

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2014

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Harland does a live stand up show in the attic of a Chinese diner, Also when is the SORRY stuff going to stop? Turn my urn!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Here I come walking down the street got plenty of sun foot.

0:07.0

Wait a man I'm not walking down a street I'm rolling I'm rolling down a highway the

0:11.8

Harland highway hello this ain't no I'm rolling down a highway, the Harlan Highway.

0:12.8

Hello?

0:14.0

This ain't no street, this be a highway, player.

0:17.0

Oh, leave back!

0:19.0

Hey everybody, you are, in fact, rolling down the harland highway with yours truly me

0:24.8

harland william your host your chauffeur your sexy date to the prom if you will

0:31.7

uh... great to have you here.

0:34.0

I hope your 2014 is off to a roaring,

0:38.0

gracious start.

0:39.0

And fun show today,

0:42.0

we're going to be talking about apologizing.

0:47.0

There's way too much apologizing going on out in the world today, and I've ranted about it before and I'm going to rant about it a little bit more this time not too much but just enough because all the apologizing reminded me of something kind of fun from my childhood that I think might give you a little laugh.

1:07.0

Also a special treat I'm going to take you live inside a very kind of dingy dark comedy set where I went and did like a stand-up comedy routine

1:19.7

way off the beaten track in a very unusual setting.

1:24.0

Kind of my workout room.

1:27.0

Hope you enjoy it.

1:28.0

Let's get going.

1:29.0

It's the Harlan Highway.

1:35.0

I will look for you.

1:37.0

Does your mother know what you're doing for the living?

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