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🗓️ 8 April 2020
⏱️ 112 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello my poly people. It's great to be back inside studio jeans with all you Chomos out there watching |
0:09.1 | Good day to you. Good day. I got so much NRE pumping through me. Me too. I have a new girlfriend |
0:15.3 | And I'm your boyfriend and a new wife and we're all getting along great great your quarantine wife. Got |
0:21.5 | quarantine wife |
0:23.5 | It's it's really fun to be |
0:25.9 | forced into new relationships and I'll add to leave the home. Yeah, I like it. You and I have been |
0:32.5 | together more than we ever have in 15 years of our relationship together. Yeah, and I gotta say it's |
0:39.9 | going well. Are you being sarcastic? No, I'm being totally serious. I am too. I'm actually really |
0:45.7 | surprised at how much I'm enjoying quarantine with you. It's been really nice to get to know you. Yeah |
0:50.4 | Now it's been a lot of fun. We'll tell you all we'll get all that I just want to say I know a lot |
1:01.5 | of people out there are unsettled and nervous and anxious and this is just my attempt to try |
1:08.2 | to remind you don't go in to a tailspin of panic. Okay, the world is not going to end. So just |
1:16.0 | remember that the world's not going to end. You're going to be okay. This will it's going to be |
1:21.8 | painful. It's uncomfortable. It's unfortunate, but we're all in this together and we're all going to |
1:29.1 | get out of this and it's good to know that we know who caused this the transsexuals. |
1:34.7 | Well, I think the trans activists I think Asians and I think Native Americans and Arabs are to blame |
1:43.5 | and that's just that's undeniable. So it's God letting me have them around. |
1:47.7 | Any of the people I listed feel free to let them know verbally that they're bad. |
1:57.5 | But it is our fault because God's punishing us for allowing boys to become girls and girls to |
2:03.6 | become boys. That and that is Christy. Oh, good job. No, but we have had a lot of fun oddly enough. |
2:16.3 | I have to say that I oddly enough have been enjoying being home with you. Oh, I thought you were |
2:21.5 | going to say I've really been enjoying like people persecuting the Jews, the Gays, the trans communists. |
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