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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

546 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.723.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2020

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

The Mommies quarantine life has been pretty wonderful. Lots of NRE in the Segura home. Plenty of time to find the COOLEST of guys. Guys who like peanut butter, but not on bread. WOULD YOU RATHER: Quarantine Edition goes down. What have you been binge watching? The Mommies have been all about "90 Day Fiance" and "Tiger King," which all get extensive reviews. We hear about the rest of the groups quarantined lives which leads to a discussion on sexy text exchanges exchanges. What exactly is the strategy used when sliding in the DM's? Josh Potter tells all! This episode has it all, pull those jeans up high and tight! SPONSORS: - Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - ForHims.com/house for a free online visit. - Go to WHOOP.com and enter “YOURMOM” at checkout to save 15%. - Get 10% off your first order and free shipping when you use promo code mom, only at Brooklinen.com

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0:00.0

Hello my poly people. It's great to be back inside studio jeans with all you Chomos out there watching

0:09.1

Good day to you. Good day. I got so much NRE pumping through me. Me too. I have a new girlfriend

0:15.3

And I'm your boyfriend and a new wife and we're all getting along great great your quarantine wife. Got

0:21.5

quarantine wife

0:23.5

It's it's really fun to be

0:25.9

forced into new relationships and I'll add to leave the home. Yeah, I like it. You and I have been

0:32.5

together more than we ever have in 15 years of our relationship together. Yeah, and I gotta say it's

0:39.9

going well. Are you being sarcastic? No, I'm being totally serious. I am too. I'm actually really

0:45.7

surprised at how much I'm enjoying quarantine with you. It's been really nice to get to know you. Yeah

0:50.4

Now it's been a lot of fun. We'll tell you all we'll get all that I just want to say I know a lot

1:01.5

of people out there are unsettled and nervous and anxious and this is just my attempt to try

1:08.2

to remind you don't go in to a tailspin of panic. Okay, the world is not going to end. So just

1:16.0

remember that the world's not going to end. You're going to be okay. This will it's going to be

1:21.8

painful. It's uncomfortable. It's unfortunate, but we're all in this together and we're all going to

1:29.1

get out of this and it's good to know that we know who caused this the transsexuals.

1:34.7

Well, I think the trans activists I think Asians and I think Native Americans and Arabs are to blame

1:43.5

and that's just that's undeniable. So it's God letting me have them around.

1:47.7

Any of the people I listed feel free to let them know verbally that they're bad.

1:57.5

But it is our fault because God's punishing us for allowing boys to become girls and girls to

2:03.6

become boys. That and that is Christy. Oh, good job. No, but we have had a lot of fun oddly enough.

2:16.3

I have to say that I oddly enough have been enjoying being home with you. Oh, I thought you were

2:21.5

going to say I've really been enjoying like people persecuting the Jews, the Gays, the trans communists.

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