545 - Tommy Lee & Brittany Furlan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2020

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Due to their inability to do stand-up, the Mommies have come up with some other ways to “scratch the itch,” which leads to a discussion about Tom’s “type.” Not type of woman to be with, a different type... We have more neighbor fights to look at. The Mommies discuss the meme that is getting everybody through this whole situation. Plus, the “ele-men-tary” debate has new legs and an RPC update! Tommy Lee is an international superstar and drummer for Motley Crüe. Brittany Furlan is a social media influencer and the two happen to be married. First things first, we need to hear about that hog. Tommy Lee has lived many of our dreams, but does it get boring? We learn how wild the partying got and talk about the infamous tape with Pam Anderson. Plus, a mother/daughter contest that won Tommy a few thousand dollars. SPONSORS: - Get $5 off your first order on DoorDash of $15 or more when you download the app and use code MOM - Go to Stamps.com, click on the Microphone at the TOP of the homepage and type in MOM for a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. - Get 20% off your first order when you go to Betabrand.com/MOM

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0:00.0	Got to mesh method dot com slash Tom Segura and get that here.
0:05.6	The government is trying to stop you but you just got to do it.
0:09.6	Go.
0:10.6	All right, door time.
0:15.4	All right.
0:16.4	We're back.
0:17.4	Another episode of your mom's house.
0:19.2	I want to be real clear.
0:21.3	This recording is done way before you're hearing this.
0:26.7	The reason is we don't know how far or to what extent the lockdown will go.
0:33.2	There's new restrictions every day right now and you're hearing this probably about 10,
0:38.8	12 days after we're recording it.
0:41.0	I want to make that clear so that when you go like, hey, how come they haven't talked
0:45.2	about all the bodies in the streets?
0:48.1	You know why.
0:49.1	Tom.
0:50.1	So, hey, I stepped over 100 bodies today.
0:53.5	Tom.
0:54.5	Or, hey, what about the surprise vaccine that they've discovered?
0:58.2	The surprise.
0:59.2	The surprise.
1:00.2	Vaccine that makes your eyes melt.
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