544 - Tim Dillon - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 139 minutes

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Summary

Wake up, America! It’s time to think about new names for the virus. Nothing like a good old fashioned neighbor fight to take our minds off things. By the way, Dr. Fauci of the CDC has some advice that involves sharpening your sword? Plus, TikTok World War II Tim Dillon is a stand up comic and host of “The Tim Dillon Show.” Some people love delivering bad news. Tim explains why he thought he was banned from YMH. The Mommies get to know about Tim and his past and learn new things about being gay in LA. Plus, TikToks, an Andy Cohen story and Tim answers the Mommies recent porn scenario. SPONSORS: - Go to saatva.com/ymh to get $100 off an order over $500 - Check out Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get 10% off your first order and free shipping when you use promo code mom, only at Brooklinen.com - Go to WHOOP.com and use the code [YOURMOM] at checkout to save 15% off your order. Unlock your best self today. - Go to Stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the homepage and use code word [MOM] to get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage AND a digital scale without any long-term commitment. - Check out ExpressVPN.com/YOURMOM for 3 months free with a 1-year package.

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0:00.0	Wake up America.
0:01.3	The dams have started a virus.
0:04.5	The gays and the Asians are trying to ruin life as we know it.
0:09.7	All from the Wu Tang virus.
0:13.1	Oh no.
0:14.4	You know where it originated from.
0:16.1	And from here, they ain't calling it the Birmingham virus.
0:21.9	It's that that...
0:24.8	I can't even do it so terrible.
0:27.8	It's that Wu hand.
0:29.0	It's from eating a succulent Chinese male of bats.
0:35.0	Now we're all here with that fucking Chinese.
0:38.6	What's up there, Chamo?
0:40.2	Would you say the Chinese flu?
0:42.5	The Chinese, the Chinese sneeze.
0:43.9	Are you guys calling it the Chinese sneeze?
0:45.8	The Chinese sneeze.
0:46.8	God damn it.
0:47.8	I don't think sneezing is a symptom.
0:51.0	I don't know.
0:52.7	Is it?
0:53.7	I think you just...
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