I fixed something today.

I mended something.

I don't know if you'll get that reference.

It's a German clerks' thing.

Okay.

Anyway, carry on.

What did you fix?

It took three weeks,

but I have fixed my stupid Dyson Vacuum broken trigger.

I was not aware that you had a Dyson Vacuum with a broken trigger.

Long story short, yes, I use Dyson Vacuums.

Of course, I do.

Years ago, when it came time to buy a new vacuum,

I did all the research,

and I looked at the specs,

and I'm like, I got this giant upright mela vacuum

that has massive suction power

and is amazing to pull out all sorts of crap from rugs.

But it's super heavy and corded,

and therefore I hardly ever use it.

Meanwhile, one year tip requested

one of these little cordless Dyson thingies,

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