545: Commander Kellie and the Superkids: Sword
God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 130 minutes
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Summary
This week, Donavan and Zak from Jesus Stole Our Movies join us for the second in Kenneth Copeland's daughter's vanity project about a child army.
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| 0:00.0 | It's going to be my option for best, worst use of that quarry they use for all the Power Rangers fight scenes. |
| 0:12.8 | Is that where she was spinning? Okay. |
| 0:15.4 | You see all these guys rock up in like their colorful spandex. |
| 0:18.6 | Somebody's in a rubber monster costume, sweating his ass off, |
| 0:21.2 | and just see this weird lady spinning off in the sand. |
| 0:24.9 | I'm using the left half of the quarry. |
| 0:27.4 | Y'all are in the right. |
| 0:29.1 | She looks over. |
| 0:29.8 | Hey, shut up about fucking Megasort. |
| 0:31.8 | I'm doing a fucking leopard pirate music video over here. |
| 0:37.5 | God awful movie. Movies. music video over here. God Awful |
| 0:38.9 | Movies. |
| 0:40.3 | Movies. |
| 0:45.4 | Welcome back to the Gamecast, |
| 0:51.4 | where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema |
| 0:53.5 | so we can prove there's no God just through our lack of being smited. I'm your host, No Illusions, and sitting 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend Heath Enright. Heath, welcome back. Super Kids Academy. I miss the first one. It's a musical. So excited. And Eli, unfortunately, is off this week, but in his stead, we're excited to welcome in a pair of gas masochist. |
| 1:13.6 | Zach and Donovan are the hosts of Jesus Stolar Movies, where two ex-Christians watch all the movies. |
| 1:18.8 | Their Christian parents wouldn't let them watch as kids. So I guess basically it's the opposite of this show. |
| 1:25.5 | Zach, Donovan, welcome to God Alpha Movies. Hey, how's it going? What's up, guys? Very excited to have you on. It's going great. Can I ask, what was the first movie that you went for that you both really wanted to watch that your parents wouldn't let you watch? Oh, man. I guess the one we were the most excited for was either Power Rangers or Ninja Turtles. |
| 1:45.2 | Oh, yeah, baby. |
| 1:46.7 | So, yeah, that's the thing. |
| 1:50.7 | When I heard the concept of your show, I looked at, I was expecting it to be all horror movies and things with devilish things. |
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