544: The Carpenter's Son

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Leisure, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

This week, we welcome Nic Cage back into our lives with an atheist review of The Carpenter's Son. It's a movie so nakedly blasphemous and divorced from its source material that we very nearly got upset on Christianity's behalf.

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0:00.0	Rooster gets sneakers.
0:05.7	Are they Chisix?
0:07.0	Yeah.
0:08.0	So stupid.
0:10.7	So, okay, none of us are podcasting right now.
0:13.5	No, I know.
0:14.3	I know.
0:14.4	Chicken shoe bun.
0:15.3	I just looked up a screen with all shoe names and all bird stuff.
0:19.7	Rebock.
0:20.5	Okay, I win. I win.
0:22.2	Rebock does win.
0:23.8	Well done.
0:24.7	Thank you.
0:25.2	This is what I'm talking.
0:26.3	We can move on.
0:27.9	We can move on.
0:28.5	We can move on. Yeah.
0:28.8	We're, Jeannie, we're free.
0:31.6	My nose started bleeding for a second.
0:33.4	No, yeah.
0:34.0	Same.
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