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fully visualised podcast episodes twice a week and behind the scenes bonus content.

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Head to patreon.com slash Ellis and John. Hello listeners. You're actually listening to Ellison John, because believe it or not, you haven't tuned in to wake up to money, Moneybox Live, or even John Anomics, a program we're currently piloting in which John solves the problems facing UK PLC by setting himself strange challenges.

EG, if he can hold his breath for the duration of a wee, he'll give £440 million to try and eradicate structural regional equality and then build a new hospital in Luton.

Now, we're humble, relatable broadcasters who happen to give keynote addresses at major podcast events.

EEO!

Yesterday, John and I were asked to speak at the podcast show at the Business Design Centre in Islington,

an industry shindig full of audio's brightest movers and shakers, and the only place on earth where you could stop a delegate at random and there'd be a decent chance they could explain whatever the hell pod bean is.

You could tell it was a top audio industry happening because everyone had a lanyard and no one's company name made any sense.

Hi, it's Rafferty Tillerson. I work for Brussels Sprout Media.

No way, we've connected on email. I'm Seb Limpar. I work for barefoot. We're an offshoot of audio dog.

Fetting.

I began to worry that my name was too normal So introduced myself as canopy fibs

Working as the CEO of Rubber Dubdub Productions

Until Dave pointed out that as a speaker

My name and picture were on a big screen

The day got off to a promising start

When John was asked to fill in his details at

reception and paffled the security guard by claiming that his email address and phone number

...