543 - Bert Kreischer - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2020

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

The Mommies taped Jesus Trejo’s show “Tacos Con Todos” and now they have Cacas Con Todos. What do you do after diarrhea? FedSmoker (RIP) makes an appearance. What kind of name is Braden? Plus, while we celebrate our NRE, we discuss what porn scenarios we would consider. The scenario presented by Josh Potter may become a reality as he is an experienced sex worker with celebrity clientele. While in Vegas, Tom and Josh ran into Corey Taylor from Slipknot, who has partaken in Josh’s Cameo Sex Work. As if that wasn’t enough, a new episode of everyones favorite show has just dropped. Bert Kreischer is a comedian and podcaster who’s Netflix Special “Hey Big Boy” is available now. While out on the Berty Boy world tour, Bert has taken some liberties. Bert has also been getting into OnlyFans in the road, so the Mommies try to convince him to subscribe to a certain account. Plus, Bert is mad at LeeAnn and gets her on the phone to discuss things. And, a new challenge/bet is decided upon. SPONSORS: - Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code MOM20 at Manscaped.com - Go to GetQuip.com/MOM right now and you’ll get your first refill FREE. - Go to BlueChew.com and use promo code HOUSE to try it FREE. - Go To CBDMD.com and use promo code "YOURMOM" for 25% of your purchase of superior CBD oil products

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0:00.0	What's up there, Chamos? It's another episode of your mom's house podcast. I'm here with the always lovely and a little behind this morning.
0:09.6	All right, I'm gonna slow.
0:11.1	Headphones in.
0:12.4	Headphones in. I had diarrhea this morning.
0:14.8	Oh, okay.
0:15.5	So I'm a little lost.
0:16.7	Oh, okay.
0:17.5	My electrolytes are depleted.
0:19.7	We did, um,
0:21.1	Jesus Trejo's first-week feed show, Tacos Contolo last night.
0:25.8	And then this morning.
0:27.2	Kakas Contodo. Oh, yeah, absolutely.
0:30.1	Because we had like 20 different Tacos from two different vendors.
0:34.5	All kinds of stuff, man.
0:35.9	And I didn't mention I made the mistake of eating Zancu Chicken for lunch before.
0:39.7	Oh my god.
0:40.5	It was a buttastrophe this morning.
0:43.0	It really was.
0:43.8	We were double pooping.
0:46.0	We were downstairs. I was upstairs at the same time.
0:47.9	He was having us try what it, um, Morote's.
0:51.0	Oh, I ve.
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