Listen, I just want to tell you something that happened to me this week, a little story from my life,

and I think this will show you my sort of growing maturity, or maybe not, but

anyway, I've been writing an article on drive-in movie theaters, so I've been spending a little bit of

time at the Five Drive-in in Oakville, which is a neighboring city to Toronto, and I enjoy the Five-Drive-In a lot.

I love Drive-In movie theaters. I love the vibe. I love the energy. This week I was there to just, you know, get some quotes basically for the article.

And I thought, well, I'm going to stick around and watch Bad Boys ride or die, which I want to say is the

fourth entry in the Bad Boys franchise. The new one that's in theaters right now, right?

That's right.

So I'm watching this movie, and I'm pretty psyched for this movie.

I'm thinking, oh, man, my old friends, Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, these guys are some professionals.

These guys are going to deliver me some entertainment.

And as the movie's going along, you know, movies start late at the drive-in.

They start at 9.30. So it gets to be about 10-15, 10-30, maybe even 10-45. And I'm watching this movie,

which, I mean, I can't remember the third bad boys. I saw it. I can't remember it. But I'm

watching this movie and I think, this may be the third bad boys. It's not,

but it may be. It feels exactly the same to me. And the whole movie is moving along very

professionally. It's hitting all the beats. It's doing all the notes. You know, the lads on

screen, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, they're doing the bans. They're doing jokes and action.

And around 1045, I think, you know, I think I'd rather just go home.

And so I did.

It's like I wasn't enjoying myself.

And earlier in the day, I had watched an excellent gay porn film from the 1970s called Sex Demon.

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