Welcome to the screen rock podcast. The podcast, we discussed, the weirdest and worst content that's been rot on our screens and indeed our minds.

Shout out to the subscribers on Apple, the subscribers on Spotify, the people who signed up on YouTube to subscribe and to see the videos as soon as they come out.

Of course, a big shout out to everyone on Patreon, the people who are paying their way, the Freemasons on 399 a month, the Illuminati on 599 a month, and of course, most importantly, a big kiss and a wink to the ladies who listen, who are indeed some of the most gorgeous and sexy ladies in the UK. I'm here with Jake Farrell. Glad you got the wink it. You really laboured wink today. That was slightly troubling, actually. Do you wink at people? Not as a rule, no. I throw in a lot of winks. You're winking a lot. Yeah, I'm winking a lot. You're Harry Winks. I'm Harry Winks. I'm Harry Winks. I'm Harry Winks, that sprite-footed little twink. I am Harry Winks. Spraying Winks out left-right and sent them, mate. Yes, how are you? What's going on? I mean, I do want to draw attention. May as well, like, say, we're in a slightly different formation to what we're usually. People have been commenting, by the way, on the Patreon about, apparently we flipped, again, a marker of our professional professionalism at some point when we moved into

the new studio we flipped the way that we were sat in relation to the camera having sat in a very

specific way for like 50 weeks before it and we didn't even notice but i think we went to the

ant and deck model of the shorter person being on the right of shot is it not is it not that it

goes jac then jac Jacob then Jake? What we're doing purely alphabetical? No, no, I think that's what people wanted. Like a fire drill? Yeah, I think people wanted us to be alphabetical. Right, that's also, today this is going to blow the Patreon's minds or everyone's minds going out on the feed. We're in a slightly different formation because we've got a special guest. We've got a special guest. First ever special guest. Yeah. What does it say about us that we haven't had a guest so far? Is it confidence in our own ability? Is it shame that we don't want anyone else to know we're doing this? Yes. Definitely. In an ideal world, we wouldn't release the podcasts. We'd just keep them on the memory cart. One day, one day we'll release, we'll release the pilots. Oh my God. Yeah, I might have that, I might have that Zoom recording somewhere, yeah. The dirty, the dirty, dirty, pilots. The dirty dozen. Yeah, we, no, we, we, we are in a new formation. We've got a guest on today.

He's a mate of mine.

He's a he.

There's a first hint.

It's a guy.

Who'd have thought?

In the comedy industry.

Well, this is it.

So we should address that.

So great comedian Lucy Bowman,

um,

tweeted a couple of weeks ago now about how there are comedy clubs in the UK that have all male lineups that don't have female comedians on the bill.

She was saying how there's places like the Hot Water Comedy Club in Liverpool, which doesn't always have females on the bill.

She mentioned a few other comedy clubs and a lot of comedy clubs were sort of fighting back, go, we're doing our fucking best, we can't find people that, you know, let's create this big argument. I was with, I was with, yeah, I'll name her. I was with brilliant comedian, Rachel Fairbitton.

Yes.

Yeah, Rachel.

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