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And a massive shout out to all the patrons, the Freemasons, the Illuminati, who fund this wonderful endeavour, but most importantly, and without question, a big wink and a kiss to all the ladies who listen who are some of the most gorgeous and indeed sexy ladies in the UK. I'm here with Jake Farrell. People don't know that the afternoon that we've had, but that does just make it all worth it. It does just, it's like a palate cleanser, do you know what I mean? We're getting to the afternoon we've had in a moment, but can I just say a massive apology? Genuinely, a massive apology. I obviously, we listen back to the episodes like, I don't know about you,

I listen about like two or three times

as I'm going through finding the reels, anything, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I realized. Cackling to yourself every time. I have been laughing, man. I've been shatting out the ladies, who are some of the most gorgeous and sexy ladies in the UK. That's just a fact. That gives you no pleasure to say that. It's just a fact.

I've not been winking and kissing. is in the UK. That's just a fact. That gives us no pleasure to say that. It's just a fact.

I've not been winking and kissing them.

Oh, recently. I've not been giving them a wink and a kiss.

Wow.

I've shouted them out.

I've not given them a wink and a kiss.

I don't know about you.

I think the way that we as men treat women in 2024 is so important.

Ha ha! I think the way that we as men treat women in 2024 is so important. And I think they deserve a wink and a kiss. Sure. If they want it. If they want it. If they don't want it, don't fucking do that. No, no, I agree. If they want it, let them fucking have it. Yeah. And we've been pretty clear, I suppose, or you've been pretty clear that you are willing to hand out winks and kisses. And then to withdraw that knowingly or unknowingly, that represents a safeguarding issue, doesn't it really? I think if we could have going to safeguarding issues, I've got a brookening cat. So the afternoon, yeah, look, I'll be straight with you. I let cards on the table. I think there's something, I think I've got issues like, you know,

in terms of, brooklyn cat so the afternoon yeah look i'll be straight with you i let cards on the table i think there's

something i think i've got issues like you know in terms of my brain we're meeting today to record

um first so i remembered to bring the tripod i was like need the tripod for the camera however

i went and got a haircut before this left the tripod in the barbershop.

I phoned Jake as I'm on the way from the barbershop to my next appointment, which was a meeting, and I was like, I've left the, I've left the tripod in the barbershop. He was like, are you joking? Yeah. I said, no. I said, don't worry. Phoneed the barbershop. They were absolutely lovely about it. sent an Uber up there to get the tripod and bring it to the studio.

Okay, back on course. barbershop they were absolutely lovely about it they're sent an uber up there to get the tripod and

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