537 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2020

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

It’s a brand new episode and we’re all basking in the NRE this morning. Don’t you just love when your husband gets a new girlfriend? Tom just got back from his trip in Australia and New Zealand. He had a celebrity sighting of Hannah Gadsby (Nanette) while staying in Perth. Since he’s been home, however, he has been on Full Brown Alert. New FedSmoker merch means new FedSmoker videos and today he is doing his civic duty and addressing the city council, will they get BR stamps? Christina saw a pair of boat shoes in the wild and she completely hated it. Josh Potter was slightly injured lately and have you seen the Aaron Hernandez documentary? Also, Tom and Christina describe what it was like to hear the news about Kobe Bryant's untimely passing. Plus, a Tony Johns update. Take your Uvers, we up outta here.

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0:00.0	That's what it is. We're back. I'm back from overseas, wearing my foreign pants.
0:08.0	Good day, Mike.
0:09.1	Good day, Jullian jacket.
0:11.3	Mom, Australia and Juzyland.
0:14.1	I believe it's New Zealand.
0:16.3	Is that how you say it?
0:17.2	Yep.
0:17.8	To Auckland. How do they talk in New Zealand?
0:21.7	They go,
0:22.5	I, I, I, like that.
0:25.2	It's not a talk.
0:26.8	Did you go to Christ, Christchurch?
0:28.9	They say, Christchurch.
0:30.5	Now I just did Auckland. They go, they go, how are you, how are you going?
0:33.9	How are you going?
0:34.8	Yeah.
0:35.2	How are you going to do it?
0:36.0	By the way, that's the, that is the level of assimilation you need to adapt to in Australia, New Zealand.
0:44.2	Oh, it's like America, but it's like, do stuff on the wrong side.
0:47.2	It's like, it's like you're in Michigan.
0:48.8	I know.
0:49.3	Like you have, there's, if you're like, I don't really travel, it kind of freaks me out to go to foreign lands.
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