536 - Matt Fulchiron - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2020

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

“When you’re featherin’ it, Brother” were back for another episode of Your Mom’s House. What on earth could Tom say to Charro that would “break her heart!?” Who cares, women should just be cleaning anyway. That’s what this new “Cool Guy” thinks at least. He reminds Tom and Christina about some of their former neighbors. A new Bert campaign has begun, please get on board! Plus a brand new Fart Simpson prank call using Josh Potter’s voice. Matt Fulchiron, aka The Concierge, aka The Full Charge is a stand up comedian and one of the first ever people to appear on Your Mom’s House in it’s infancy. Tom and Matt are getting ready to go to Australia by watching some videos of angry coaches and some brand new “you know what Im sayings.” Plus a very cool Australian to get them ready for the locals and does a new challenger have what it takes to dethrone the king?

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0:00.0	And yeah, YouTube is trying to fuck our shit
0:05.1	We got to do that. Fill me
0:09.6	Man, we're pretty soon we're gonna be releasing
0:13.4	The highlight of recording those drops with my mom. It's one of the funnier things. I've been a part of
0:20.2	She really was like I don't want to do this. What's up there?
0:24.0	Chamo, you don't like it?
0:28.0	That's a dead retard.
0:30.7	So good.
0:32.7	I mean very retard
0:36.4	Yeah, it's um this is the safe space you guys we sell stuff we want. That's true
0:41.9	Hey BlueBan your people kill Christ and you need to pay the price as for forgiveness or you meet your maker now
0:50.7	Whoa
0:52.4	She called me my mom called me the other day and I saw a miss call
0:57.0	We had a really good time with them on over the holidays. You know, we really did the best time ever
1:00.9	Yeah, I saw the miss call. I was like oh, cuz my mom is not like my dad calls me every day
1:06.4	And we text all the time my mom can go weeks
1:10.3	And should be like nice to hear from me very like
1:13.2	Then you hate that when you don't talk to somebody a lot because they make you feel like shit
1:16.8	And then when you talk to them they remind you why you don't talk to them because they make you feel like shit
1:20.8	So she's always like oh look oh
1:23.2	Yeah, I hate that she does that every time
1:26.0	Anyways, but lately we had like a really good holiday break with them, okay, and they spent a lot of time with us a lot
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