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God Awful Movies

537: So This Is Christmas

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2025

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

This week, the Christmas-tacular somehow continues when Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of So This Is Christmas, the story of Eric Roberts wandering in and out of the set of an after school special that pretended to be Christian long enough to hook a producer.

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0:00.0

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0:28.3

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0:34.6

So, but Angel and Jason are, have just fucked.

0:37.9

He has no time for snuggling, damn it.

0:40.1

They have the he won't say I love you conversation.

0:44.5

Reasonable.

0:45.4

We haven't done that in movies.

0:47.0

It spoils it if you say it too much.

0:48.8

Uh-huh.

0:49.6

But this is where she reveals that she's.

0:52.8

You piece of...

0:55.0

Fuck you.

1:03.0

God Awful movie. Movies.

1:10.9

Movies.

1:16.0

Welcome back to the Gamecast,

1:21.3

where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema,

1:23.4

except last week when we didn't.

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