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God Awful Movies

536: Hanukkah on Rye

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

This week, we review a Hallmark Hanukkah special, Hanukkah on Rye. It's the story of Hallmark remembering that people from all different religions need to fold laundry.
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0:00.0

She wins the Hanukkah song contest.

0:06.5

There wasn't a lot of competition.

0:07.9

It is kind of funny to imagine Lisa Loeb, you know, recording artist Lisa Loeb from the soundtrack

0:14.1

for reality bites, just showing up at the local delis' Hanukkah night song and being

0:18.9

like, I'm going gonna fucking crush these kids

0:20.9

crush shit

0:21.5

absolutely

0:22.0

you don't know Jews

0:24.5

we do that shit all the time

0:25.8

Charlie Chaplin came in third

0:28.2

and a Charlie Chaplin

0:29.1

lookalike contest

0:29.9

that's our jam

0:30.6

Yeah right

0:31.2

Right Dwight shrewt at karate

0:32.9

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0:42.3

Welcome back to the GameCast

0:51.3

For each week we sample another selection from Christian Cinema because this job doesn't drug test.

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