536 - Stupid Pineal Tricks

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9 • 759 Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Dr Steve Dr Scott PA Lydia Tacie and a surprise guest discuss: Near Death Experience How to treat nocturnal gastroesophageal reflux Resting Bitchy Voice Puke bugs Embarrassing our kids Vertigo Copper Bracelet Science The Pineal Gland and Melatonin Please visit: stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) simplyherbals.net (now with NO !vermect!n!) (JUST KIDDING, Podcast app overlords! Sheesh!) roadie.doctorsteve.com (the greatest gift for a guitarist or bassist! The robotic tuner!) Also don't forget: Cameo.com/weirdmedicine (Book your old pal right now while he’s still cheap! "FLUID!") noom.doctorsteve.com (the link still works! Lose weight now before swimsuit season is over!) Most importantly! CHECK US OUT ON PATREON! ALL NEW CONTENT! Robert Kelly, Mark Normand, the O&A Troika, Joe DeRosa, Pete Davidson. Stuff you will never hear on the main show ;-) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:59.0	I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
1:13.6	Why did the art collector buy an old septic tank? It's filled with mass turd pieces.
1:17.6	What do you give a basketball player who never washes their jersey?
1:30.6	A fragrant foul.
1:41.7	If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve, host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103, and made popular by two really comedy shows,
1:50.9	Ope and Anthony and Ron and Fez, you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.
1:55.9	Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
2:02.6	I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.
2:05.6	I've got Tobolivovir stripping from my nose.
2:07.6	I've got the leprosy of the heartbells, exacerbating my incredible woes.
2:13.6	I want to take my brain out, and plastic width of wave, an ultrasonic, agographic, and a pulsating shave
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