Hi, pals. It's me, DTrueSell. And this is the Ducatrossel Family Hour podcast. If you're listening

to this on the week of November 7th, then you, like me, are probably crawling with all kinds of

weird government propaganda from the left or the right or the center, God knows where.

It fills us up. Crawls inside of us this morning when I woke up and did my nipple yoga, which I

highly recommend that you consider doing. It's a fantastic way to wake up. It's a fantastic way

to realign yourself with your body and it will show you why nipples are on everything. You see,

nipples are kind of like the wake up button on the human body. They're more than just something

that babies suckle on to get their sweet mother's milk. No, no, no. Nipples are kind of the way

to tell your body that you're awake. They're a way to invite your body into the day. And there's

a special method. It's similar to yogurt breathing, also known as pranayama. But in this case,

it's nipple yama. It's a rotating circular motion from the right nipple to the left with a yank on

the right, yank on the left, yank on the right, yank on the left, squeeze right, squeeze left,

push up, up, down, down, squeeze, squeeze left, left, right, right, squeeze, squeeze, right, left,

left, right, left, squeeze both nipples simultaneously. And you're going to get a gush.

It's going to come out generally is all the stuff that you dreamed. If you had nightmares,

then the color of the fluid is going to be a kind of grayish, slimy, dark color. If you had great

dreams, then you're going to get more of a pink flow, not bloody, more like the color of a rose.

And there's colors in between. There's actually people who in other countries will examine the

nipple flow, the fluid, the nectar, and let you know what's going on with you comically. But

unfortunately, we live in the West, and though we have this incredible technology around us,

it's really difficult to find someone to read your nipple fluid. But I digress. What's happening to

every single person living in the United States and maybe other countries is that we are getting

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