535 - White Castle magic, DR. ASCOT on relationships.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2013

⏱️ 39 minutes

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White Castle burgers has an amazing secret, Dr. Ascot drops by for relationship advice, America's longest married couple, Canada's health care vs. USA. Stretch my fetch!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the most happiest podcast of the year.
0:05.0	Yes, Christmas is here.
0:07.0	What a treat.
0:09.0	Tis the season to get jolly.
0:11.0	We're getting close.
0:12.0	Ah, but for now let's just deal with the
0:14.7	podcast we will deal with the birth of baby Jesus Christ in a few more weeks right now
0:20.9	we have to deal with this podcast. We won't be talking
0:24.6	about White Christmas, but we will be talking about White Castle. Oh, oh wait
0:29.6	to you hear the joyous news I have for all you White Castle Hamburger lovers.
0:35.0	It is, oh you're gonna pee your pants.
0:38.0	And then I got a call from one of the pavement pounders who knows I'm Canadian and was asking me to
0:44.1	compare the Canadian health care system to the upcoming Obamacare system so an
0:49.8	interesting call there I try to kind of mix and match the best of my recollection, the differences
0:57.8	and the comparisons to the health care systems. Also a great story. I don't know if you're a relationship person, but we are going to be hearing from the longest married couple in America.
1:11.0	Wait you hear how long they've been married and actually how old they are.
1:16.3	It's quite a sweet story.
1:18.7	And then lastly, yuck, Dr. Ascot is dropping by to give me relationship advice. What an idiot. All I advise
1:28.0	is that you stay here on the Harlan Highway! Highway. Harlan Many, many years of therapy.
1:53.0	Many, many, many, many,
1:55.0	fucking years of therapy.
1:57.0	I will kill you.
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