Bless my turnip salad here we go ladies and gentlemen how are you today. It's Harlan Williams and you are on the Harlan Highway podcast yes yes

I don't know why I did that stupid voice, but I did and we're stuck with it.

Welcome everybody, Harlan Williams here.

You are on the Harlan Highway Podcast.

Great to have you here. And I mean it when I say great to have you here and I mean it when I say great to have you here because

we're going to be listening to some phone messages today from some pavement

pounders who really said some nice things and put me in a good mood and we're

going to play those messages and and you can hear the wonderful things that some of the gang had to say about me.

Also we're going to play our first Christmas Carol of the season,

a favorite we always do every year on the Holland Highway here so get ready for that.

I heard a rumor that a certain gardener might be calling into the show today. I certainly hope not, but he might. We'll have to wait and see.

We're also going to discuss customs. What kind of customs do you have with your friends, with your buddies?

What kind of customs are out there in the world, things that you do over and over?

Hmm.

I'm going to share one of my customs that I do with my buddy

comedian actor Tom Green, and you're going to hear from Tom.

It's going to be fun right here on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan. Highway. Harlan You need many use of therapy, many, many, many,

many, fucking years of therapy.

I will kill you.

Well, I'll...

Listen, my brain, let an expert show you how to do this.

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